The Only Good Diss is a Done Diss

Over the past week, a number of people left sayings like "The only good dissertation is a done dissertation" on my main blog. I'd like to continue the fun over here. Below, I will list those sayings that I know or have heard about completing the dissertation. Some of them are funny, but they are all encouraging. Do you have others to add to the list?

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• The only good dissertation is a done dissertation.



• Pass without Embarrassment



• The dissertation is a rough draft for a book (if you want a book out of it).



• The dissertation is a rough, rough, rough, rough draft of a book.



• There are two kinds of dissertations: good ones and finished ones.



• About the dissertation: don't get it right, get it written.



• Go with a dissertation written not a dissertation planned.



• When three chapters are completed, you know you can finish the diss.



• What do they call a person who writes the year's worst dissertation that passes? Doctor.